This is what happens when I take a midterm while legitimately falling asleep.
WHAT EVEN THE FUCK IS THAT LOOK IF NOT GAY. LIKE GENUINELY. WHAT. ELSE. That’s not ‘omg ur so adorkable and grumpy, friend.’ That’s ‘omg ur so adorkable and grumpy and I am highly turned on by your mild anger and sultyness, I’d like to have some very hot sex with you. Pls stay angry and grumpy and sultry for it, I like it’. Fucking fuck sake. AND LOOK AT THAT FUCKING HIP SWAY/FOOT SWITCH THING WHAT EVEN IS THAT. HOW MANY WOMEN DO U WANNA BET MAURA’S SLEPT WITH COS THAT FACE LOOKS RELAXED AND EXPERIENCED IF YOU ASK ME. Fucking Sasha…
I just wanna make you cum, make you breakfast, and make you happy.
Gordon Ramsay is my favorite.
i just want to hug all of them
Fun story. I cooked for this dude, once. I did my kitchen apprenticeship at the family-style restaurant of one of New Zealand’s premiere chefs, and he knew Ramsay really well. He was in New Zealand for a few weeks, and Martin brought him by the restaurant to check it out. It was right on the beach, fucking gorgeous. I was the only one there (apprentice = bitch work = 4am starting shifts), and they asked me to whip up some breakfast for them. It was SUPER simple, fried fish, eggs cooked in bread, sausages. He was incredibly gracious and kind, asked me to join them (I couldn’t, too much work to do, so they sat at the kitchen window so they could talk to me), and was super interested in hearing about my english grandma, who had taught me how to cook. I won’t hear a single bad word against this man, for all of his kitchen hysterics, he treated me like an equal.gordon ramsay fandom
If you’re not in the Gordon Ramsay fandom you’re wrong.
Most importantly: you’re stronger than you think.
WHY DOES THIS NOT HAVE MORE NOTES
caskett au → castle & beckett as serial killers
Two of my favorite Disney movies, two symbols!
#cause for the first time in foreveeeeeeeeeei’m such a fool#i can’t be freeeeeeeeeeeeee ve to be afraaaaaaaaid#no escape from the storm inside of me#i caN’T CONTROL THE CURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRSE#we’ll reverse the storm you’ve oNLY MAKE IT WORRRRRRRRSE#make the sun shine briggggggght UCH FEAR#you’re noT SAFE HERE#we can chANGE THIS THING TOGETHER#we can change this winter weathIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNT#how i sing both parts of for the first time in forever#no shame#no full words#too many feels and gestures#i cant to it no other way
THESE ARE NOT OKAY
I’m going to have nightmares
Scarier than some of the scary movies I’ve seen.
"If white people are so privileged why is there a Black Entertainment Network and no White Entertainment Network?"
"Men don’t have privilege, there are women’s only gyms!"
"Why isn’t there a campus centre for straight/cis people!?"
SAME REASONS WHY IN MARIO KART YOU DON’T GET BLUE SHELLS OR LIGHTNING BOLTS WHEN YOU’RE ALREADY IN FIRST PLACE, ASSBAG.