alltimechemicalkilljoy:

the-tv-light:

lookatthewords:

goatsy:

Reblog if your cramps have ever

  • made you vomit
  • lasted between 2-3 days
  • stopped you from being able to walk or run
  • made you cry

It’s not considered a viable excuse on any occasion, and I would like to know why.

add

  • woken you up at night the pain was so bad

also

  • made you pass out

don’t forget

  • made you unable to stand up without doubling over and grabbing onto the closest object for support

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warriorofwellness:

hellyeshaley:

These are all so beautiful and functional. 

ah yes, i see the bedroom fandom is growing.  

excellent.

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picklespickleyama:

bronzebasilisk:

fan-troll:

lord-kitschener:

jimblespage:

jolys:

caterjunes:

spiffymuffin:

yunghau5:

3dboyfriends:

smashbrethren:

prostheticknowledge:

Dildo Generator

Online 3D experiment by Ikaros Kappler which is described as a “Extrusion/Revolution Generator” ….

Created with three.js, you can alter the bezier curves and angle of the form, and is designed with 3D printing in mind (models can be exported and saved, as well as calculated weight in silicone).

Try it out for yourself (if you wish) here

the time is now

hell yeah

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ah yes, the ol rolling pin dilda

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it’s called the purple ramjet

which end do you start with? the answer is yours to decide

shove a vase up your ass

not even jesus could save yall motherfuckers’ souls

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i call it the matterhorn

cackling just continues to get louder as I scroll through

i think this is the first time an internet community has discovered something customizable and adamantly refused to make penises

(via cassbones)

Reblog this if you are a fan of Marvel’s the Avengers

thorthedarkworld:

The URLs will be given to Chris Evans and Scarlett Johansson in an Avengers notebook when they film in Cleveland.

NOTE: PLEASE BE CAUTIOUS AND AWARE OF WHAT BLOG YOU’RE REBLOGGING THIS FROM. WE DON’T WANT TO TRAUMATIZE THE ACTORS TOO BADLY.

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3beautifulidiots:

The most beautiful harmony I have ever heard! 😊

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How do I effectively tell my mother that I don’t really give a shit if she comes to my college graduation?

defensivewounds:

kinkstertime:

panic-at-the-dildos:

we Americans act really cocky and assholey about freedom to hide the fact that our government is crumbling and nobody is actually free so please give us this one day to be annoying about it

Kinda feel bad for poor Americans now. A bit like the asshole kid who you realise is only acting like that cuz their parents are cruel and neglectful.

That’s painfully accurate.

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TO THOSE WHO ARE STARTING SCHOOL TOMORROW OR HAVE ALREADY STARTED SCHOOL

callipop:

princessspendragon:

potterjacksontribute:

GOOD LUCK THIS YEAR, YOU ARE IMPORTANT, AND I KNOW YOU WILL DO GREAT. I LOVE YOU

AND EVEN IF YOU DON’T DO GREAT I STILL LOVE YOU AND YOU ARE STILL GREAT

ALSO PLEASE DO YOUR HOMEWORK IT MIGHT SEEM LIKE A CHORE BUT TRUST ME, IT’S WORTH IT

(via feministprincessglitter)

Album Art
TitleLet it Go (Music Box)

pandaspwnz:

farfrompaid:

You not finding me attractive is not going to stop me from being attractive.

I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU KEEP THIS MINDSET YOU WILL GET SOOO MUCH CONFIDENCE

(via hime-no-kowai-shumi)

feministprincessglitter:

helbigdealer:

New York Times Best Selling Author!!!

But this is a win for Internet culture as a whole, as it shows that YouTuber’s books aren’t necessarily superfluous and that YouTube isn;t some weird flash in the pan. 

t0tes-ma-g0ats:

No I’m not crying, there’s just a large amount of pride in my eyes.

t0tes-ma-g0ats:

No I’m not crying, there’s just a large amount of pride in my eyes.

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