Frozen Parenting Tip 101: Maybe you shouldn’t take parenting advice from talking rocks.
Fun fact: Cheetahs only attack prey that runs
jesus that is good to know.
Yup, that’s the point you just stay still and let it do whatever the fuck it wants that doesn’t involved you getting eaten.
REALLY FUN FACT for big cats cheetahs are fucking docile as shit
my grandfather ran a cheetah sanctuary in south africa and he’d just lie with them and sleep among them and they’d rub against him and chirp at him they’re big fucking babies
Another Fun Fact: Cheetahs are incredibly nervous animals. One of the (many) reason’s they’re going extinct is that cheetahs are so sensitive and nervous, some of them are literally too nervous to breed. Others will breed, but stress themselves out so much, they’ll lose their cubs.
So zoos with breeding programs had to figure out how to make cheetahs comfortable enough to first of all, get laid and secondly - not spazz themselves into miscarrying.
So what’d they do?
They gave the cheetah’s their very own Service Dogs!
The dogs make them feel safe, protected and secure!
AJHHHHFDDGHH SO PRECIOUS
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THIS IS OFFICIALLY MY FAVOURITE POST
New Trailer: ‘Orange Is the New Black' Season 2 - June 6
First Track on Incongruent: “I Fucking Love Science.” I think this will also be the first music video…if all goes according to plan.
Obviously, this is the explicit version. If you like it please share! And high five to Rob Scallon for that SICK DRUM SOLO!
God I’m excited about this.
Hank, this is freaking fantastic. My ears want to grow mouths so they can shout about how good of a song this is.
Wow, Anne! That is a truly terrifying visual! Thank you!
So I’ve decided…if this hits 10,000 notes I’ll release another song from the album.
It’s official, I can drop out of school and go to Hogwarts. [x]
omg no way
*whispers* bumper desks
I WAS THINKING THE SAME THING.
NO THESE THINGS SUCK. UCONN GOT THEM IN THE NEW BUILDING THEY ARE SATAN’S LITTLE CHARIOTS OF FAILED POTENTIAL
"Satan’s little chariots of failed potential."
I laughed so hard I started crying
if I ever see a girl in public who is clearly going for something really bold with her look (crazy hair, makeup, outfit) and looks like she’s maybe uncomfortable or nervous about rocking it, I make sure to go up to her and tell her she looks fierce. It took a lot of courage to go out like that and somebody ought to notice.
changes lives. be sure to do that at least once a day.
you’re the type of person this world needs
True story. In physics class in high school, our teacher recreated this experiment with a bowling ball. He let volunteers prove it. I was the only one who didn’t flinch. (Come on! The laws of physics aren’t going to suddenly be proven wrong by a high school routine experiment! There’s no reason to flinch!)
I was followed by a kid who accidentally moved a hair forward after he dropped it and it smacked him in the nose.
|—||a thought i had this morning driving to school (via aplacetomakeyourstand)|
Seriously, it kills me when I see people hold scientists up as pinnacles of logic and reason.
Because one time the professor I was interning for got punched in the face by another professor, because mine got the funding, and told the other professor his theory was stupid.
This same professor told me to throw rocks to scare the “stupid fucking crabs” into moving so we could count them properly.
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